- The Bobbit worm is named after Lorena Bobbitt, who cut off her husband John’s penis.
- The Cookie Monster’s real name is Sid. JUST LIKE ME :)
- The patent for the fire hydrant was destroyed in a fire
- It snows metal in Venus
- Cows kill more people than sharks
looks pretty scary now huh
- There are more stars in space than there are grains of sand on every beach on earth
- It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open
- The effort used in eating celery and apples uses more calories than the foods themselves. So they’re negative calories.
- Chewing gum while you chop onions keeps you from crying
- Female kangaroos have 3 vaginas
- Male rhesus macaque monkeys will pay to look at pictures of female rhesus macaques' bottoms.
Now we know why Jeff is so excited
- Lipstick contains fish scales
Ya really wanna kiss that now my man
- No English word rhymes with month
- The Main Library in Indiana sinks an inch every year because of the weight of the books inside
- All polar bears are lefties
- 35% of people using dating ads are married
- Egyptian pharaoh Tutankhamun’s penis was mummified erect
- Graffito is the singular form of Graffiti
- BORUSSIA DORTMUND IS THE BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD
- You can’t lick your elbow
- Y’all tried to lick your elbows