From the makers of the iconic film Gunda,
Comes their next film Marjaavan.
Wait! What?
Both movies aren’t related?
Sorry, those brilliant dialogues gave me the impression that it was from the makers of Gunda.
Let me restart it.
He’s our hero.
He’s too good, too strong, too angry and too Bhojpuri.
Wait! It’s not a Bhojpuri movie?
Sorry. Those fights made me think that it is a Bhojpuri movie.
The hero is so strong that the goons start flying even without him touching them.
Bhagawat ke liye ijaazat ki zarurat nahi......Rok sake sher ko utni toh kutton mein taqat nahi.
- Siddharth Malhotra, 2019
So he punches the goons while delivering punch dialogues. And then, he sees trouble, I meant the heroine.
And there’s instant love, just like that?
Oh! And a song too.
Jaan toh vo bhi leta ha, aur khud hi marham ban jata hai. Ishq hai main marjaavaan!
- Tara Sutaria, 2019
And every movie has villain, this too.
Enters Riteish Deshmukh. He’s a midget, with poor graphics.
Pata hai kameenepan ki height kya hai? Teen foot
- Riteish Deshmukh, 2019
It is 2019, and Bollywood is unable to get midgets right.
That should make you wonder how Kamal Haasan got it right 30 years ago.
Anyways, moving ahead.
Now the fight between the hero and the villain begins, while delivering dialogues.
Main badla nahi lunga sir, main inteqaam lunga
-Siddharth Malhotra, 2019
So they fight… while defying gravity.
Enters Abhishek Bachchan:
What? He’s not Abhishek?
Sorry again!
Enters Rakul Preet Singh:
Sher ke muh mein gardan dalega na, no nahi bach payega.
- Rakul Preet Singh, 2019
Main maaroonga mar jaayega dubaara janam lene se daar jaayega.
-Siddharth Malhotra, 2019
Aaand….that’s it. That is the end of the trailer.
Oh! And he kills the heroine too.
Starring:
- Riteish Deshmukh, who can act.
- Siddharth Malhotra, who still can’t act.
- Tara Sutaria, who just can’t act.
- Rakul Preet Singh, who also can’t act.
Marjaavaan, iske dialogue sunke darr jaavaan.
Rather name it Gunda 2.
Dialogues and rhymes written by:
- Javed Akhtar, renowned poet from the 18th century
- Navjot Singh Sidhu, ex-cricket, part-time politician, part-time laugh enthusiast and a full-time shaayar
- Chintu, 2nd class, B section
- Bunty, 1st class, C section
What? Even that is wrong?