Showing posts with label Review. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Review. Show all posts

Saturday, July 11, 2026

What is your review of Alia Bhatt's latest movie Alpha?

 After the War, Tiger, and Pathaan movies, Alpha is the latest addition to the YRF Spy Universe. The only two survivors of a company in the Kargil War come up with the plan of training the next generation of Indian soldiers who would redefine warfare. It's a secret operation, and the program is codenamed Alpha, and their strategy is to inject a serum into the soldiers that will make them super soldiers - kinda like the Captain America story!

Alpha is India's first female-led spy movie, and truly speaking, it was a good and entertaining watch. I know, there's a Dhurandhar-bhakt gang who is trying to belittle the movie, but it's not a bad one! In fact, it was pretty good. Sure, YRF films are more inclined towards entertainment, and you have female soldiers wearing bikinis swimming in the river to escape the enemy, but the storyline was superb, and the execution was brilliant.

Although Alia Bhatt is the leading lady, Sharvari’s performance was so good that she never let herself be the second fiddle to her role. Anil Kapoor was good too, but as I said, it's a YRF film, and so, the R&AW Chief is also on the field, shooting at enemies while taking a bullet to save his troops. Bobby Deol, who plays the role of the antagonist in the movie (not exactly a spoiler because that gets revealed quite early in the movie), also did a fabulous job!

By the way, Hrithik Roshan makes a cameo appearance, but his screentime barely lasts for two minutes. A little more of his screen presence was expected. Also, Dia Mirza’s role in the film was cut short, but the script required that. Overall, it's a good movie; not exactly a spy movie kind of thing, more like a conspiracy-based film which has a linear storyline with a predictive ending. Alia and Sharvari, playing the roles of Sita and Durga respectively, will return in future movies to pair with Kabir, Tiger and Pathaan, as indicated at the end.

Thursday, May 21, 2026

What is your review of the trailer of the Bollywood movie Marjaavaan?

 From the makers of the iconic film Gunda,

Comes their next film Marjaavan.

Wait! What?

Both movies aren’t related?

Sorry, those brilliant dialogues gave me the impression that it was from the makers of Gunda.

Let me restart it.


He’s our hero.

He’s too good, too strong, too angry and too Bhojpuri.

Wait! It’s not a Bhojpuri movie?

Sorry. Those fights made me think that it is a Bhojpuri movie.

The hero is so strong that the goons start flying even without him touching them.

Bhagawat ke liye ijaazat ki zarurat nahi......Rok sake sher ko utni toh kutton mein taqat nahi.

- Siddharth Malhotra, 2019

So he punches the goons while delivering punch dialogues. And then, he sees trouble, I meant the heroine.

And there’s instant love, just like that?

Oh! And a song too.

Jaan toh vo bhi leta ha, aur khud hi marham ban jata hai. Ishq hai main marjaavaan!

- Tara Sutaria, 2019

And every movie has villain, this too.

Enters Riteish Deshmukh. He’s a midget, with poor graphics.

Pata hai kameenepan ki height kya hai? Teen foot

- Riteish Deshmukh, 2019

It is 2019, and Bollywood is unable to get midgets right.

That should make you wonder how Kamal Haasan got it right 30 years ago.

Anyways, moving ahead.

Now the fight between the hero and the villain begins, while delivering dialogues.

Main badla nahi lunga sir, main inteqaam lunga

-Siddharth Malhotra, 2019

So they fight… while defying gravity.

Enters Abhishek Bachchan:

What? He’s not Abhishek?

Sorry again!

Enters Rakul Preet Singh:

Sher ke muh mein gardan dalega na, no nahi bach payega.

- Rakul Preet Singh, 2019

Main maaroonga mar jaayega dubaara janam lene se daar jaayega.

-Siddharth Malhotra, 2019

Aaand….that’s it. That is the end of the trailer.

Oh! And he kills the heroine too.


Starring:

  • Riteish Deshmukh, who can act.
  • Siddharth Malhotra, who still can’t act.
  • Tara Sutaria, who just can’t act.
  • Rakul Preet Singh, who also can’t act.

Marjaavaan, iske dialogue sunke darr jaavaan.

Rather name it Gunda 2.

Dialogues and rhymes written by:

  • Javed Akhtar, renowned poet from the 18th century
  • Navjot Singh Sidhu, ex-cricket, part-time politician, part-time laugh enthusiast and a full-time shaayar
  • Chintu, 2nd class, B section
  • Bunty, 1st class, C section

What? Even that is wrong?