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Showing posts with label TV. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 16, 2025

What happens on TV all the time, but never happens in real life?

 Kids aren't like that. Especially as shown in the Indian TV serials.

1. Don't even get me started on this. To begin with, Diya (Tejaswi Prakash), an 18-year-old princess, is given the sole responsibility of Ratan Banna (Afaan Khan), the 9-year-old heir to a supposedly enviable Rajput empire, one that he stands the risk of losing his life over. Of course the only way for her to be able to protect him is to be his wife.

I’ll give you a moment alone with that logic. All they are depicting is a 10 year old stalking and romancing an adult girl.

2. They are always super excited and talk in annoyingly high pitched voice. Always.

3. Serials with a child protagonist always have him get bullied in the school because he/she is poor. He/she then vows to turn them into a good person and ends up making them their best friend. I would kick them right in the nuts.

4. Their problems? No, not homework or school projects. That's for like…babies. There everyday headache is how to get their fighting parents to reconcile and patch up. My problems were calculus, trigonometry and Archimedes principle.

5. Somehow they notice some sinister plot by the villain, investigate it better than the FBI would, get kidnapped, and yes..escape as easily as Jerry would from Tom's grasp. They would then reveal everything and save the day. I still watch Tom and Jerry.

6. Did I tell you they also specialize in dating advises. They would make their elder brothers or sisters realise their feelings and convince them to go and propose. My brother would whoop my ass if i even ask about his girlfriend.

7. And those evil children who conspire like evil geniuses that even Joker would come to shame. Then there is their smirking. I've never in my life seen a kid smirk and say huh with air of disgust. I still get fooled by my friends every April fool's day.

8. Fear. What's that. They would go to inspect where's the sound coming from dead in the middle of night. I still don't go to the bathroom alone if i can control it till morning.

9. They know how to use the smartphones and the laptops. I would play gilli danda at their age.

10. Bhagwan ji. Special connection between them and god and whatever they wish comes true. I'm still wishing for a girlfriend. Where are you god?

11. Girls with specks larger than their face and pony tail till waist. Boys with the typical spiky hair and broken incisors. My Dean still frowns if she sees me with a good haircut.

12. McDonald's, burger king, Domino's. Everyday.

13. Then there was this bullshit.

14. Those kids don't have to attend schools. They are most of the times seen playing around the house and jumping and dancing for no reason. I had 100% attendance till 10th .

At their age i was mostly doing this


Make no mistake , I'm not questioning the effort and hard work from these kids. They really are talented. There are some real good serials as well like Udaan( initially it was good,now it's like typical tv crap). But what the directors make them do just doesn't happen in real life.

Thursday, November 27, 2025

What is wrong with Indian TV shows?

 

  • Women eat, sleep, bath in the style. Heavy jewellery only.
    • Because according to them, Indian housewife means full of jewellery all the time.
  • Having a baby is dangerous. It will definitely get lost or exchanged with someone else.
    • It's preparation for long runtime pf show of years because when they feel like show is ending, the baby will come from somewhere suddenly all grown up.
  • More background noise then the dialogues.
    • It's to increase of the show and everyday many minutes we just hear this background noise and their shocking reactions.
  • Lead character betrayed foolish by others and lead extremely unhappy life.
    • Emotional atyachar.
  • Grandmothers and grandfathers live for more than 200 years.
    • No one saw them dying even in 50 years long show.
  • There's only one temple in world where everyone meets.
    • It must be called 'national meeting point' of India.
  • Something bad happened, earthen Lamp out.
    • Diya extinguishes and husband hospitalized.
  • Hero dies - family cremates him - His duplicate appears - family still believes dead hero is back.
    • Superpower.
  • At the end, aging is for losers. We stay forever young.
    • All thanks to Ekta Kapoor ayurvedic medicines.

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