Showing posts with label Star Wars. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Star Wars. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 8, 2026

What implications in the Star Wars universe are actually horrifying?

 I found this meme adequately sums it up:

ABE: Wow. I didn’t expect anyone to take this that seriously…I just thought it was an amusing take, sort of like those “Sum up a movie plot poorly in one sentence” kind of things. (Yes, I know it’s actually two sentences.)

AABE: I would also like to mention that nobody makes that big a deal about the fact that Han Solo was, in fact, a drug smuggler, who was promoted to fricking General. I know “Solo” tries to make it look like the stuff smuggled from “the spice mines of Kessel” was a fuel, but let’s be real: “Spice” is not fuel. And Han wasn’t risking his life for pepper.