Wednesday, April 8, 2026

What implications in the Star Wars universe are actually horrifying?

 I found this meme adequately sums it up:

ABE: Wow. I didn’t expect anyone to take this that seriously…I just thought it was an amusing take, sort of like those “Sum up a movie plot poorly in one sentence” kind of things. (Yes, I know it’s actually two sentences.)

AABE: I would also like to mention that nobody makes that big a deal about the fact that Han Solo was, in fact, a drug smuggler, who was promoted to fricking General. I know “Solo” tries to make it look like the stuff smuggled from “the spice mines of Kessel” was a fuel, but let’s be real: “Spice” is not fuel. And Han wasn’t risking his life for pepper.