Netherlands
- We were once a global superpower. Now we're taking a break to give the US a chance, but some people are losing their composure and have already dusted off their bikes. Just kidding.
- Approximately one-third of our country is below sea level.
- We are, on average, the tallest people in the world. I think that has something to do with being underwater. At least our heads would stick out.
- There are more bicycles than people. Those who say artificial intelligence is dangerous have never been to the Netherlands.
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- Emergency alerts will sound in all cities on the first Monday of every month. Please do not attack us during this time, as we do not expect it.
- Approximately 20-30% of babies are born at home. In fact, that was the case for me too.
- There are highways specifically for cyclists.
- Due to a shortage of prisoners, it is necessary to close or repurpose prisons.
- There are dozens of ecoducts built on highways that serve as crossroads for wildlife.
- Our national anthem is one of the oldest known national anthems. That said, many people dislike the frequent references to Spain and Germany.
- We have the world's best and most stealthy special forces.
- We are at least twice as smart and funny as those Belgians.
- After Scandinavia, we are the world's largest coffee consumer. *View credentials*
- If you want to attract the attention of the Dutch, put up a sign that says "Free..." It doesn't matter what it is, we'll come and check it out.