David Dhawan who else
The most obvious movie mistakes -
Hero no.1- The boy singing “Main Tujhko Bhaga Laya hun Tere ghar se tere baap ke dar se” (I eloped with you from your house due to your father's wrath) but the girl is shown as an orphan whose parents passed away when she was young. So what is the point of this song?
Another song from Judwaa- “Oonchi hai building lift Teri band hai kaise main aau dil rajamand hai” (Your building is huge and the lift is not working, how do I reach to you even if the heart desires so). But the girl lives in a bungalow not a flat and there is no lift there nor it is required.
Coolie no 1- A coolie jumps on the platform then jumps on a running train, somersaults and saves a boy who was big enough to understand his surroundings. Why was the child in the middle of the railway track? How can anyone run faster than the train and lastly, what was the point of all this? Because it added nothing to the story.
Judwaa/Judwaa2- The twins are born synchronous and their actions sync randomly according to the convenience of the screenplay. It only shncs when they have to fight the goons or spank a girl. Which medical technology is this? In the old Judwa the gunda Salman asks the sharif Salman to spank Karishma on her b*tt but then gets offended when they hug each other!! Also in both the version people enjoy when the hero spanks them, f*rcefully k*sses them like it is a joke!!
Bade Miyan Chhote Miyan- In the restaurant scene, when the police officers and the theives who are lookalikes are eating in the same restaurant howcome they are not able to see each other!! Also how come the waiter is not able to identify that they are sitting at different places wearing different attires and how come he can't see both of them sitting in the same hall!! Also the two thieves were made inspector in the end (how?) and the original inspectors were demoted to Traffic Havaldar. Article 311 of our constitution reserve demotion of police as a rare injuncture for severe punitive behaviour and cannot be sanctioned in general cases. A police officer cannot be demoted to the rank below of the one he entered the service. (Let's not apply that much logic to David Dhawan movie)
Haseena Maan Jayegi- This one again is a popular meme. Girls playing God knows which game with a football in their hands (foul) in a golf course wearing lawn tennis skirts and the heroine wearing yoga pants. How many levels of stupidity? Yes.
Andaaz - so in this utterly dumb film a school girl falls in love with her teacher but when he rejects her advances and rumours starts spreading, she drops school and makes it her life mission to get him!! (Who was funding her, where were her parents, why didn't the school objected to this?) And then if this was not enough the teacher married another woman and now this girl bonds with the wife of her teacher to make her a good housewife (why?) and if this was not enough, she get k*lled while saving the school from the terrorists and then she d*es saying - “Sir, I couldn't get you in this life, I will be born as your daughter in my next birth to be with you” (what the hell!)