Messed-Up Psychological Truths
- Your brain's a drama queen — it'll exaggerate your fears like it's auditioning for a soap opera.
- You’re not logical, you’re emotional with Wi-Fi — your feelings are running the show while logic just holds a clipboard.
- You live in a mental Netflix series — and spoiler alert: it’s based on your traumas, not actual reality.
- Your brain’s lazy AF — it’ll choose familiar trash over unfamiliar peace every single time.
- People don’t “change” — they decide to stop being disasters… sometimes.
- Chaos is our comfort food — that’s why peace makes you itchy and boredom feels like punishment.
- “I don’t care what people think” is the biggest lie — you care. We all care. Even your cat cares.
- You’re haunted, not by ghosts, but by childhood tantrums wearing adult pants.
- Self-sabotage isn’t a bug, it’s a feature — your brain wants to “protect” you by making sure you never succeed.
- Your mind isn’t built for joy, it’s built for survival — that’s why you feel guilty when things go right.
- Most of your “decisions” are déjà vu from emotional baggage you forgot to unpack.
- Rejection burns more than hot coffee on your lap — and you’ll twist yourself into a pretzel just to avoid it.
- Joy isn’t found, it’s manually assembled — instructions not included, batteries sold separately.