Here you go! A list of the TOP TEN BEST B-MOVIES I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!
I had a difficult time whittling down this list, because I have seen a ton of B-Movies…..
10. Suburban Sasquatch
If only to watch SASQUATCH NIPPLES!!!, this movie is honestly insane and so low budget that it’s too hard to take serious. Honestly, this is supposed to be a serious movie, and it transpires into a batshit movie about Sasquatch who assaults a suburban neighborhood.
9. Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
In this movie, Vampire lesbians are a menace and it’s up to Jesus Christ and El Santo to save the world. I’m not kidding.
8. Poultrygiest
There is a scene where a man is impaled—and possibly impregnated—through the anus by a mutated chicken wing. I have rewound that scene countless times and died laughing.
7. Bride of the Monster
This movie is Ed Wood’s magnum opus.
6. Night of the Creeps
This movie is one of my favorite horror movies with awesome special effects and some of the best gore I have ever seen in a film.
5. Robo-Vampire
So this movie is one part Robocop, one part Rambo, one part Big Trouble in Little China, and all parts horrible. The movie is nonsensical and the action scenes, editing, and special effects are horrible, but I enjoyed the hell out of this movie.
4. The Blob
The 1988 remake is badass! Go check it out if you have never seen it!
3. The Toxic Avenger
There are three sequels to this movie and a cartoon. I still like this movie the most, but you could check out the sequels if you want to be in a good laugh.
2. Wizards of the Lost Kingdom 1+ 2
Yes, that’s David Carradine, and yes, the sequel is far worse than the first movie. I highly recommend to watch both if you want to be entertained.
1. Chopping Mall
The cover lies to you, there is no evil robot man thing with a bag of girl parts. But while the movie is about three killer robots protecting the mall from idiot teenagers, it’s a surprisingly great B-Movie.