Why people take cruises.
You get stuck in a floating prison and you can't get out.
Every now and then the prison stops, you can go out for a few hours and then you come back with crowds of other prisoners.
And these ships are incredibly dirty floating cities.
Strange, they always say we shouldn't fly, but these things seem to have a super lobby.
By the way, that's the Wonder on the Sea in the photo, the largest cruise ship in the world.
It has 18 decks, a crew of 2,300, can carry a maximum of 6,988 passengers and weighs more than 236,000 gross tons.
A floating Disneyland monster.
I'm sure many people find it luxurious, but to me it's a horror.
They look like those tourist villages under the dome to me.
An artificial world.
I wouldn't take a cruise here even if it were free.