What are the myths about Rajasthan that every Rajasthani has to deal with?

 There are lot of them, being from Rajasthan let me write the most famous ones!!

• People think we drink neat pegs, as water doesn't exist here.
• I went on a date and then she ghosted me later because she I thought I got married when I was 7.
• Once I got a cut, my friends were shocked seeing some red liquid coming out of my skin, they're expecting ghee instead.
• I told people that I am allergic to dust, they started saying I am Jaadu and not from Rajasthan.
• Once I told a girl to wait while I bring my vehicle, she started seeing upwards. Girl, I am not bringing a damm camel out of nowhere.
• I once sent a hoodie to someone asking that should I buy it and they replied with - Waha thand bhi hoti hai?
• We can't even say - Aao kabhi haveli pe!! People start assuming we really own one.
• I once got a cut from something and people asked me - Which cactus it was?