Thursday, August 13, 2026

What confuses you most about women?

 How they decide if a man is attractive.

For example, put an objectively beautiful woman in front of a group of men. Let’s say, a prime Natalie Portman.

Then you ask the men to rate her on a scale of 1–10, I’ll bet you my shirt the answers would be fairly predictable and consistent: 9,8,10,9,8,10.

But then—if we pivoted and put an objectively handsome man in front of a group of women. Just you watch those scores:

8,2,6,9,4,10,5,2,6,1.

I have this theory that inside of each woman’s head is either…

A) a unique and highly complex equation that determines if a guy is attractive.

Or

B) A random number generator.

I say this all in good fun.

I’m not generally a fan of highlighting gender differences but I do think this is an area where men and women vastly differ.